12 Or So Facts

If/when I see myself in a mirror, I automatically look behind me!

1. I must go to spinning classes for my blood circulation
2. I've got my mom’s hands and Grandma's liver spots.
3. I'm not a blonde anymore
4. Clothes' sizing has changed; a size 12 is the new size 9
5. Having the Apple iTiti implants will be a knee replacement.
6. If I fall, I'll probably have a hip replacement.
7. I can't go without earrings.
8. Suffering from Novinophobia is the least of my problems.
9. I don't suffer fools gladly.
10. I can't wear red lipstick.
11. Spectacles aren't an accessory anymore but a necessity (except for my Prada’s, of course)
All this I'll accept, but I'm NOT ready for SLACKS with elasticised waistbands, Georgette blouses, or sensible shoes!
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14. I have survived Covid19
15. I've travelled sub-Saharan Africa in a truck (but all about that later)
16. I've retired to De Kelders (also in the future and the last place on earth I dreamt of)
17. I've remarried.
18. I have five grandchildren.
19. I'm healthy, but not as fit as I'd like to be.
20. My boys are all over 40.
21. My daughter is embarking on a surrogate pregnancy, and I’m petrified for her.

I will leave these pearls right here. I could add a few more, but I will refrain from doing that.)