If/when I see myself in a mirror I automatically look behind me!
I have to go to spinning classes for my blood circulation
I've got my Mom's hands and Grand-mama's liver spots.
I'm not a blonde anymore
Clothes' sizing has changed; a size 12 is the new size 9
Having the Apple iTiti implants will be a knee replacement.
If I fall I'll probably have a hip replacement.
I can't go without earrings.
Suffering from Novinophobia is the least of my problems.
I don't suffer fools gladly.
I can't wear red lipstick.
Spectacles aren't an accessory anymore but a necessity (except for my Prada's of course) all this I'll accept, but, I'm NOT ready for SLACKS with elasticised waistbands, Georgette blouses or sensible shoes!
